“I always wear undies [and have] never been carried out of the club drunk. I wont even pose for king or any ‘eye candy’ type shoots and now look. My s— on display for all the world to see. *sings Amy Winehouse’s ‘what kind of f————-kery is this’* Why does everyone always wanna say ‘It could’ve been worse’ when this type of thing happens? Arrrrrghh… I hate that! It sucks either way!”
“I’m wearing turtlenecks for the rest of the year gosh dammit.”